A assessoria de imprensa de Joel Santana informa:

Maldade absolutamente hilariante que recebi há pouco via e-mail:

Comunicado de Joel Santana à imprensa sulafricana sobre sua demissão da seleção Bafana-Bafana:

"COMUNIQUEITE
Just because the time of South Africa perdate for Islândia, the coach Joel Santana levate um foot in the bunda and was demitided. Joel said to imprensa that isso was sacaneation. That the culpa was not of him, because the time was very bad, with a lot of perebations and it was very difficult to treinate that band of heads of bagres that only pensate in vuvuzela and vudu macumbation.

Joel said that he dont know what time he will treinate now, but he will not go to Fluminense to salvate it of the second divisation because he now make his explications in english and the time of the tricolation dont will understand his instructions from the right, from the left and from behind! But now he wants good luck to Parreira, a great friend he was esquentating the chair in the mode to be the coach of Bafana-Bafana in the next Coup. The business now is take the ball to the frent with the bensations of the Father of the Sky."

Meus parabéns a quem bolou este texto sensacional . Já li umas três vezes seguidas e não consigo parar de rir...